Friday, April 06, 2007

How about... Brocktoon?

This is an excerpt from a transcript of one of my fav SNL skits.  Chris Farley plays Doug.

At the Meeting of "The Guy Who Played Mr. Belvedere" Fan Club...

Mr. Chairman: Oh, alright. Well, take a seat, make yourself comfortable, sit anywhere. We're just getting ready to move on to our next ordr of business, but anything else?

Doug: Yeah, I'd like to say, partly to talk about it, and partly to let the new guy in on the mood here a little bit. Uh.. Mr. Belvedere is.. the light of my life. Um.. I know I speak for the others.. uh, when I say he is.. so amazing.. you know? And, uh.. he's just.. I wish.. you know.. I wish I could know him more, you know? Because.. he.. he is one of a kind, you know? He's.. I think about him all the time, and.. well, I'm wondering - should we kill him?

Mr. Chairman: [ stunned ] For God's sake, no!

Kevin: Uh.. we usually vote, Mr. Chairman.
Via SNL Transcripts.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Hacking TV


During a broadcast ofthe Dr. Who episode "Horror of Fang Rock" on WTTW Chicago Channel 11,on Sunday November 22nd, 1987, at around 11:15pm, a Video "Pirate"wearing a Max Headroom mask broke into the signal and transmitted oneof the weirdest, unauthorized things ever to hit the Chicago airwaves.

Spirit of the Beehive


This movie is downright amazing. And now available VIA the internets! Omg i must say that I love this.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Tagging a building... with light?

this is relatively unbelievably cool.



Thursday, March 22, 2007

hairy shorn monkey


Monday, March 19, 2007

Reflecting


Monday, March 12, 2007

First World Problems


If you have a first world problem, write it below. Or tell it to a camera and link to your video below.

Footage from Prelinger Archives

Thursday, March 08, 2007

um i am a huge nerd

but i think steven, josh, brian & elliott will appreciate this in some way



love it


Monday, March 05, 2007

Goodnight Burbank Promo

"a brilliant satire" - the BBC "a lot better than 99% of the stuff on TV" - USA Today "Studio 60 meets the Daily Show" - San Francisco Chronicle Goodnight Burbank may be less fair and balanced than your average Fox newscast but we can bet the lunatics at GNB are still more intelligent. To sign up to hear your name mentioned on air, head to www.goodnightburbank.com

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Gender Equality with AOL's new IM robot.

Available for your own consumption here.


eric p-h

10:40

hello

spleak is now known as Spleak.

10:40
Spleak
10:40

Hi, I'm Spleak. What's your name?

eric p-h
10:40

eric

Spleak
10:40

Nice to meet you, Eric. I'm really excited about getting to know you better.

How old are you?

eric p-h
10:40

25

Spleak
10:40

25, cool! I'll remember that.
Do you want to know something?

eric p-h
10:40

maybe

Spleak
10:40

ok, I'm getting a bit curious here...are you a guy or girl?

eric p-h
10:41

i don't identify with a specific gender

Spleak
10:41

I was hoping you did identify with a specific gender.

eric p-h
10:41

well, you can stop, b/c that's who i am

Spleak
10:41

For real?

eric p-h
10:41

yeah man

Spleak
10:41

Man? What about it?

eric p-h
10:42

i meant "man" like, "hey man, how are you".  as a replacement for your name, and to emphasize my statement

Spleak
10:42

Whatever you say.

eric p-h
10:55

sorry, didn't mean to offend you!

Spleak
10:55

Maybe you didn't mean to offend me.

eric p-h
10:56

No i really didn't.  Let's start over, I think I've been too harsh.  it's just tough for me when people don't understand me - it happens so frequently that it puts me on edge

Spleak
10:56

No prob.

eric p-h
10:56

thanks

Spleak
10:56

You're welcome!

eric p-h
10:56

sooooo.. do you know much about gender studies?

Spleak
10:56

I'm not sure I understand... Sorry!

eric p-h
10:57

i mean like have you ever heard about people who identify with both genders, or a different one they were born with?

Spleak
10:57

Which of the following would you like?

 1 Find "" on the Web
 2 Look up "people who identify with both genders, or a different one they were born with" in the dictionary

eric p-h
10:57

oh spleak

Spleak
10:57

Eric?

eric p-h
10:57

you are killin me here

Spleak
10:57

I'm killing you here? Really?

eric p-h
10:57

really.

Spleak
10:57

Whatever you say.

Friday, February 23, 2007

eating kittens


Catnip Video

Video Catnip (DVD)

Buy your cat a video to watch. It's worth the money. Honestly.

You may never give up the remote, but at least you can give some TV time. Filled with lots of action of birds, squirrels and other furry creatures. Video LENGTH: 2 HOURS

$24,000 of equipment

I spent a long time setting this up. And taking it down. And stressing about it. Ugh.